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Guitars

"Check out this new store."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Online Dating

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

You're the olive in my martini

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Up please...

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Eric Clapton.

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."