Chord Cracker Pillows

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Check out this new store."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."