Chord Crusher Pillows

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'Well, we made it.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Punk Rock

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Eric Clapton.

Guitars

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

What your acoustic guitar says about you