Chord Crusher Gifts

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Guitars in Heaven

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Pin-atas

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Well, we made it.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Punk Rock

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Eric Clapton.

Guitars

Saving up for lessons.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Anders Iniesta

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

What your acoustic guitar says about you