'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'
Chord Chasers Gifts
If you're looking for a gift for a chord chaser, you've come to the right place. Explore our collection of creative, music-themed products that speak to their love of chords, riffs, and rhythm. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, personalized pillows, and vibrant art prints, find the ideal way to say 'I get you' to the musician who never stops chasing chords. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, these gifts merge humor and passion in one charming package.
Cimafunk
Sales chart is buildings in background.
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."
ACME Balloon Company.
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."
'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'
"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."
"Check out this new store."
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."
'And right here they merged...'
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
"Oh, I can't complain"
Letter writing lady.
Dragon Graph
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."
'This is why we can't have nice things... '
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'
"This is where things started getting really weird."
'Damn! McGee's good!'
'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'
Chord Chasers Gifts Collection
Chord Chasers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for chord chasers and gift them a daily dose of humor and musical spirit.
Chord Chasers Pillows
Browse our creative pillows for chord chasers and add a musical touch to their living space.
Chord Chasers Prints
View our vibrant prints for chord chasers—ideal for decorating studios or music rooms with personality.
Chord Chasers T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for chord chasers—perfect for showcasing their musical passion in style.