Chord Chaser Gifts

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Saving up for lessons.

Eric Clapton.

Cimafunk

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Surfing koala.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Check out this new store."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Letter writing lady.

Early Exercise Machines