Chord Conqueror Gifts

"No going outside to play until you finish your chords."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A Learning Curve.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

To do list

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."