Crack Conqueror Gifts

Mountain climber error.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Must get a longer cable."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Art Theft

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

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