Rust Conqueror Gifts

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

Rage.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Keeping warm.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Too big to fail

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Back To School

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Access Denied!

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'