Mess Conqueror Gifts

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

The Broken Broom

'Can I take the backhoe home tonight? I need to clean out my son's room.'

Christmess

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Aw, come on, Mom. My room isn't that bad."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Yoga To-Do

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Back To School

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."