Moss Conqueror Gifts

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Just call me Picasso!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Painter's Duel.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Stop staring"

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Contest to enter the University

BMX riding in Bavaria

Skier gets caught in the thaw

The Top of the Mountain.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Please use next mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."