Mud-conqueror Gifts

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Glastonbury. After.

Playing pig

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Pottery

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'