Mud-conqueror T-Shirts

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Pottery

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Bungee sodbustin'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'