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'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Potter

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Brothers Grime

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Viola player coming through!"

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"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Pottery

Black Truffles!

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Nuclear Families

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Bach Doubles

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

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Self-portraits

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

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