Mug Maestro T-Shirts

The Mug Collector at Christmas

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Model Building

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Computer Music

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

The TROU of the Baroque

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Nuclear Families

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Black Truffles!

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Cat at the piano

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

A Blanksy

Book and magician

Bach Doubles

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

How to wear a false moustache.