Mug Maestro Mugs

The Mug Collector at Christmas

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Model Building

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

The TROU of the Baroque

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cat at the piano

Black Truffles!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Bach Doubles

Book and magician

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

A Blanksy

How to wear a false moustache.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Potter