Mulch Maestro T-Shirts

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Beginning Yarder.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

Pull the udder one

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Keen gardener.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Black Truffles!

Nuclear Families

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Book and magician

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

Potter

A bulge of bodybuilders

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

Let the good times roll.

'All right †how about this color of mud?'