Mulch Maestro Pillows

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Beginning Yarder.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Pull the udder one

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Keen gardener.

Black Truffles!

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Book and magician

Potter

A bulge of bodybuilders

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Let the good times roll.

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

"You know how to make a painkiller?"

'All right †how about this color of mud?'