Mulch Master T-Shirts

"Mulch madness"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Brothers Grime

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Beginning Yarder.

The Perfect Cannonball

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Keen gardener.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Potter

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

High board diver divining for the water.

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.