Mulch Master Prints

"Mulch madness"

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Brothers Grime

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Beginning Yarder.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Keen gardener.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Potter

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

High board diver divining for the water.

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'