Mulch Maven Prints

Beginning Yarder.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Mulch madness"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Keen gardener.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Bleak House

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."