Mollusc Maven Prints

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Small Clams Court

"I wonder if it's safe to come out yet. . ."

Snail Homes

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Muscles

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Body Building Mishap

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Facial hair continental drift.

The Music Lover.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The violin lesson

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.