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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Small Clams Court

"I wonder if it's safe to come out yet. . ."

Snail Homes

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Muscles

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Nick Cave

The Music Lover.

Body Building Mishap

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Leonard Cohen

Facial hair continental drift.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."