Mulch Maven T-Shirts

Gift a mulch maven a t-shirt that blends gardening humor with style. Ideal for wearing in the garden or around town, these shirts show off their green thumb with a playful twist.

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Beginning Yarder.

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...' mockup

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

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"Mulch madness"

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Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!' mockup

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?" mockup

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

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'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!' mockup

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

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"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you." mockup

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

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"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..." mockup

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

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Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months. mockup

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

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'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!' mockup

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

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Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop." mockup

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

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Bleak House

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Keen gardener.

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'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.' mockup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

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'U.S. Manufacturing'

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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

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"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get." mockup

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

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"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'." mockup

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

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"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief." mockup

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

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'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.' mockup

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and mockup

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

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'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

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'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?' mockup

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

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"Charles! Enough with the mulch!" mockup

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

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'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?' mockup

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

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Small Clams Court

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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference." mockup

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

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'See that kid, there? I delivered him. He never calls, he never writes...'

'See that kid, there? I delivered him. He never calls, he never writes...' mockup

'See that kid, there? I delivered him. He never calls, he never writes...'

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Mulch Maven T-Shirts Collection

Mulch Maven Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for mulch mavens—perfect for enjoying coffee while planning your next garden project.

Mulch Maven Pillows

Looking for garden-inspired decor? Our pillows designed for mulch mavens add a touch of humor and comfort to any outdoor or indoor space.

Mulch Maven Prints

Discover artistic prints perfect for gardening lovers. These designs celebrate mulch mastery and add a creative flourish to your garden or home décor.