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"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Mulch ado about nothing.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Mulch madness"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Beginning Yarder.

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I love rock festivals!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

The Pooperrazzi

Keen gardener.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.