Mulch Enthusiast Mugs

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Mulch ado about nothing.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Playing pig

"Mulch madness"

"I know it is of this earth...."

Beginning Yarder.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I love rock festivals!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

The Pooperrazzi

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"