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"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Pooperrazzi

The Brothers Grime

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

"You're never home."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'It sold for how much!'