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"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Pooperrazzi

The Brothers Grime

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"You're never home."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'It sold for how much!'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Bungee sodbustin'

'I'm all about quantity.'