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The Brothers Grime

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Important Muscles.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

The Pooperrazzi

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'