Duck Master T-Shirts

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

The Brothers Grime

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This duck call works too well.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'