Duck Master Prints

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

The Brothers Grime

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'This duck call works too well.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Could I have my Bill ?

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'