Musk Enthusiast T-Shirts

You're my Mona Lisa.

Love at First Sight

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Muzak's Top 10

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

The Pooperrazzi

'It sold for how much!'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"No offense."

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"Skunk! How is it?"