Musk Enthusiast Mugs

Musk Musk Musk

You're my Mona Lisa.

Love at First Sight

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Muzak's Top 10

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"...My daughter, the model..."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Pooperrazzi

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'It sold for how much!'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

The Power of Positive Stinking

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"No offense."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"Skunk! How is it?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."