Musk Lover Mugs

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I love you, you big fool."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Which one's yours?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Spider boy

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Pastor of Muppets

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Shall I be moth?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

"No. You can't move back in."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Moose-stache

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"