Musk Lover Mugs

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I love you, you big fool."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Which one's yours?"

Ewww

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Spider boy

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Pastor of Muppets

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

It

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

'Shall I be moth?'

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Supermoth

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Moose-stache

"No. You can't move back in."