Hulk Lover Mugs

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

The next damn Batman.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.