Hulk Lover Pillows

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Trick or Tweet

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Fear of Flying Seminar

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.