Mollusc Lover Mugs

Abject Snailure

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Shell Fire

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Gene Manipulation

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

Goblin.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Notice - Salt Kills

Magic Mushrooms

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

Small Clams Court

Saguaro Cacti.

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'Are you responsible for this?'

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."