Mosaic Lover Mugs

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dragon and Dragoff

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Cat with Crown.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Francois Rabelais

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Ground score!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'You never smile at me like that!'

For services to Tourism. . .

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Pull my finger.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!