Macho Mystique Lover Mugs

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Men can show their emotions!

Sylvester Stallone

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"What's he doing here?"

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

Man with many tattoos.

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Meaning Of Life $5.00

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

World Cup Mascots.

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"Darling we need to talk about our future."

Olympic mascots talk.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'The red pphone is my hotline to Alan Greenspan.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.

Mascot proctology exam.

Macho Males: Putin and Obama