Macho Admirer Mugs

"Howard is my most male friend."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Man with many tattoos.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'He's a big softie really'.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

'He turned out hard boiled.'

"Can you open this form me?"