Macho Men Admirer Mugs

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Alpha males through the ages!

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'He's a big softie really'.

The Men Thing. . .

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

"Now that's a splinter."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

Clancy: Snake

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

"Can you open this form me?"

"Howard is my most male friend."