Macho Movie Lover Mugs

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men can show their emotions!

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'He's a big softie really'.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

"Now that's a splinter."

Clancy: Snake

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."

'He turned out hard boiled.'

"Can you open this form me?"

"Howard is my most male friend."