Mythical Lover Mugs

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

For services to Tourism. . .

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Easter Island legs

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Define fair."