Mythical Being Lover Mugs

Tooth fairy

The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

'You understand this is no ordinary derivate. If you default, you'll owe us 200 virgins per share.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

Jason and the Aga notes,

Centaur Forward

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."