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The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

'You understand this is no ordinary derivate. If you default, you'll owe us 200 virgins per share.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Easter Island legs

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Snowyphus

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Centaur Forward

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."