Mosaic Lover Prints

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dragon and Dragoff

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Cat with Crown.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Francois Rabelais

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Pull my finger.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

For services to Tourism. . .

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'