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"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

Athos, Porthos and Aramis - Musketeers.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Three Chocolatiers.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

ZOO

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.