Musketeer Enthusiast Gifts

"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

Athos, Porthos and Aramis - Musketeers.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Three Chocolatiers.

"All for one and one for. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Horror Stories.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Myths and legends...

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'