Manure Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

The Pooperrazzi

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The stuff of Legend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Shepherd

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Even cows get the blahs....

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs