Manure Maestro T-Shirts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Burnt or Raw?

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Pull the udder one

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

Black Truffles!

Nuclear Families

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Will work for manure.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Roberto Mancini

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."