Manure Maestro T-Shirts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Burnt or Raw?

Pull the udder one

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Where are the kids?'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Black Truffles!

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Nest building

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Will work for manure.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

The Chop House

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'