Manure Maestro Gifts

Looking for a gift for your manure maestro? Whether they’re passionate about gardening or love a good laugh, our creatively themed items celebrate their green thumb with humor and heart. From playful mugs and witty t-shirts to comfy pillows and vibrant prints, find something that digs deep into their love for composting and cultivating. Show appreciation for their unique hobby or brighten their day with a cheeky surprise that’s as creative as they are.

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

from $19.00

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!" mockup

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

from $19.00

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!" mockup

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

from $19.00

Burnt or Raw?

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Pull the udder one

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'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.' mockup

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

from $19.00

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!" mockup

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

from $19.00

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?' mockup

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

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'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.' mockup

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

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A butcher and his apprentice.

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'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.' mockup

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

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"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor." mockup

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

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'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.' mockup

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

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Lawrence of Suburbia

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"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." mockup

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

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YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts. mockup

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

from $19.00

'Where are the kids?'

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Employees need to be treated like adults...

Employees need to be treated like adults... mockup

Employees need to be treated like adults...

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Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.' mockup

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

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Black Truffles!

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'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.' mockup

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

from $19.00

Nest building

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'Treat me easy this morning.'

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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.' mockup

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Will work for manure.

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'Are you worried about layoffs?'

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"Charles! Enough with the mulch!" mockup

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

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"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves." mockup

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

from $19.00

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.' mockup

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

from $19.00

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day." mockup

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

from $19.00

The Chop House

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'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.' mockup

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

from $19.00

Manure Maestro Gifts Collection

Manure Maestro Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for manure maestros—bring humor and personality to their coffee breaks.

Manure Maestro Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous or creative gardening themes—great for any manure maestro’s favorite spots.

Manure Maestro Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate gardening humor and creativity, ideal for decorating any manure maestro’s space.

Manure Maestro T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for manure maestros—wear their passion with pride and a smile.